Okay, ten months of abuse and I'm nearing the end of my patience. I thought I would get the summer off once the Sens were out too.
How I figure it...
The Toronto Maple Leafs have a record of thirteen championships in the ninety year history of the Stanley Cup (since it's intro as an annual award). That means the Leafs average one championship every seven years.
Wait a minute... what is the record for the Sens? They've been around fourteen years and not one championship? Wouldn't they need two to tie the Leafs' average? That puts them behind the Leafs doesn't it?
As for the fan base, which is supposedly limited to Southwestern Ontario and the Golden Horseshoe (i.e. what Ottawhinians call the "Toronto Area") totals a population of 9.8 million, nearly a third of the Canadian population! 7.6 million in Quebec are a safe bet for the Canadiens and probably the 2.5 million in the East Coast too (though probably divided francos/anglos for Habs/Leafs).
So we're left with four Canadian teams and about 12 million undecided fans.
Well, three of those teams are west coast. Eliminating the hometown populations of Vancouver, Edmonton, and Calgary, we're down to about 10 million. So, if the rest of Canada were Sens fans, they would just barely outnumber Leafs fans but that's not very realistic, I highly doubt anyone west of Ontario is routing for an East Coast Team.
So, Sens get a population of under 3.5 million to pull from (giving you the benefit of the doubt with Central Ontario). That's about one third of the Leafs' fan base for those of you keeping track.
No wonder I'd never heard of the Ottawa Senators until I moved to Ottawa and even then I assumed they were the equivalent to the London Knights, not an NHL team. While I was home in London this past week, the news was reporting on fans and the Stanley Cup game that night. The bar owners all said it was great for business having a Canadian team in the final round but not as good if it had been the Leafs or the Habs. Meaning, to the majority of Canadians, there are the Leafs, the Habs and the other Canadian teams.
And even Eric admits Leafs fans are hotter than Sens fans!
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Yes, this is all based on the assumption that geographical region can be directly linked to fan base and that each region produces the same percentage of people who even care about hockey enough to pick a team. It also doesn't take into account age demographics with the older population sticking with their childhood teams, so everyone born before the 70s are back to the classic and true hockey rivalry of Leafs vs. Habs. But I didn't start this argument, I'm just winning it.
The numbers were pulled off wikipedia if you really want to look them up. I'm not in the mood to link to them.