Kosher humour... or is it treyf humour?
I'm highly amused by Evil Monkey’s Guide to Kosher Imaginary Animals.
Mermaid -
A: “No, for the obvious reasons.”
EM: “What if you marry one? Is that kosher? Will a rabbi marry you?”
A: “Kosher is a term about eating, not about sex.”
EM: “I’m not talking about sex–I’m talking about marriage!”
A: “If the mermaid is Jewish, the rabbi will probably marry you. But only if you’re Jewish too. But you’ll definitely have to find the right rabbi…”
Mermaid -
A: “No, for the obvious reasons.”
EM: “What if you marry one? Is that kosher? Will a rabbi marry you?”
A: “Kosher is a term about eating, not about sex.”
EM: “I’m not talking about sex–I’m talking about marriage!”
A: “If the mermaid is Jewish, the rabbi will probably marry you. But only if you’re Jewish too. But you’ll definitely have to find the right rabbi…”
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